vamprisms:

vamprisms:

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost

breha:

a lot of newer vampire media has abandoned “can’t stand sunlight” as too cheesy or too big of a limitation but it’s good it’s so good i forgot how good it is. vampirism comes at an immense cost it’s both eternal freedom and eternal confinement its unending vigor and beauty are a thin veil over the brittleness of something already dead!!!! fuck yeaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!

plaguedocboi:

Halloween is so utterly distinct from every other holiday because it’s literally just about being weird and spooky and having fun. There’s horror movies on tv constantly and the stores are packed with decorations of spiderwebs and fake blood and you can dress as some rotting blood-splattered ghoul and that will be seen as awesome. Baking shows feature challenges where you compete to make the most disturbing and terrifying creations possible. Even commercials and ads often feature horror tropes and monsters. You can celebrate however you want, too; there’s no requirement for family gatherings or specific foods you have to eat or a certain way you’re expected to feel. The world just becomes a little strange and creepy for a month and then goes back to Family-Friendly Happy Times. It’s like Socially Mandated Goth Month and it makes me feel at home

chenillecottage:

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goldcrescent:

the matt smith is hot agenda is gaslighting on a level I haven’t witnessed since bbc sherlock